Christopher Walken Haiku

O bottled tempest
Whose rhythm belies intent
Tell us why, grim prince

French 101 Haiku

Je m'appelle François
J'aime beaucoup les voitures bleues
Connaissez-vous Steve?

Invader Zim Haiku

Shame of the tallest
Forsaken soldier of Irk
Bring thy doom Earthward

Ranch Dressing Haiku

Creamy sea of white
Be-speckled with herbs unknown
Genius in a jar

Apocalypse Haiku

There will be no bells
no Hell or Heaven or Time
Just Peace at long last

Didjeridu Haiku

Horn of the southwind
Growl and make tremble the Earth
The God of Sound wakes

Enigmatic Haiku

March of the Scoundrels
Depression's moldy snow globe
Hephaestus be damned

Charles in Charge Haiku

The Crown Prince of Wales
Heir to the great mock kingdom
Fools wait for nothing

Plastic Plant Haiku

A rootless deceit
Growth of Mother artifice
Evergreen indeed

Hypochondriac Haiku

Microscopic fears
The cancer of doubt will spread
Inevitable

El Chupacabra Haiku

Vampire beast of lore
Mangy coyote or not
Open vein - goat's bane

Robot Haiku

0-0-1
1-1-0-1-0
1-1-1-0

Haiku Shmaiku

We'll begin at the beginning as is our tradition.
This will be a blog of my own personal Haiku.

Haiku Number 1

A blog site begins
Love child of mother boredom
Sired by father time